i’m so cold i might die
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lizthefangirl:

asphyxion:

i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing

whaT FREAKING HIGH SCHOOL WAS THAT

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talk to me work is boring :(

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royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

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  • me: avoids getting in the shower
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  • me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE
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