fearlesskesha:

'I used to dress a lot in black and now I've let color into my life, its very metaphorical'

(via joshpeck)

Timestamp: 1406729757

rebellionbritney:

Queen of pop Britney Spears is too rich to open her car door

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

Timestamp: 1406646938

prouvaireish:

ready for that southern family reunion

(via chelsiest)

Timestamp: 1406646817

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

(via snorlaxatives)

porridge-princess:

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

This is beyond important.

OH NO WE ARE SCREWED FIONA. why do we both have to be branflakes and porridge kinda girls?

jesussbabymomma:

japcoregalore:

this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering. 

Thanks

(via missjraffe)

Timestamp: 1406646146

gorillamunchies:

I have a deep respect and appreciation for freshly brewed strong coffee

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

jesuschristofficial:

I support gay rights and gay lefts, I support gay ups and downs, basically any direction a gay can go

(Source: jesuschristofficial, via trust)

davidisbeyonce:

You want a nose job? Sounds a little kinky but ill give it a go

(via linaacass)

Timestamp: 1406615846